Making Water with George W. Bush [Archives:2006/1009/Letters to the Editor]
Contest into a strong historic wind –
Ain't no way this fool is gonna win!
Totally oblivious –
Absolutely policy lascivious!
Stay the Iraq-alytpto course –
Till he hoarse!
Reality devoid –
Placing blame elsewhere –
Historic err –
Exemplification he must forever bear!
Admittedly bad poetry for a bad American president who can easily determine where his failed policies will only take him by simply reading down from the left.
(Partially based on an old colorful Southern expression regarding hopeless ways of foolish men.)